totally penis 

The dopest thing to exist since parachute pants. Or maybe Alexander the great, I forget.

"Did you watch the democratic debate last night?"
"Yeah, I did. Bernie Sanders' platforms are totally penis!"

totally penis by orangamang May 5, 2016

You totally love my E-penis. 

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.

Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.

You totally love my E-penis. by Jaimey September 22, 2005