totally not gay

Really, really, ridiculously gay.

Darren: Hey, do these espadrilles make me look like some sort of twink?

Chris: Don't worry brah. You look totally not gay. Chuch.

by teh_slops September 9, 2010

totally not gay

When closeted gay men who desperately seek the attention and approval of others jokingly engage in sexual innuendos that would otherwise appear to make them homosexual but then claim that its "totally not gay" when it is in-fact completely, 100% gay.

Zephyr: Hey, why don't I pretend to perform fellatio on you.
Jono: Sure, cuz we're "straight" so its funny because we're totally not gay!

by Starchy Tuber Pal December 23, 2011

totally not gay

Gay.

Benedict XVI is totally not gay.

I'm totally not gay.

by Queen Buttrix May 2, 2018

Totally not gay

Something that you and your bro just “do”

Yo, so I fingered my bro and that’s totally not gay.
My bro bought me McDonalds so I had to pleasure in a totally not gay way.

by Andrew 333 November 16, 2018

life is totally gay

If you clicked this then your life is totally gay!

Wow, when i clicked life is totally gay i realized that my life is totally Gay

by Dylan Manning 831 331 9467 !! January 30, 2009