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total package 

A guy or girl who has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.
It's rare to find someone that has the total package.
total package by ??? August 5, 2003

Total Package 

Caleb Carter has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.
It's rare to find someone that has the total package.
Total Package by BigCa816 December 19, 2020

Total Package 

One who believes they are the best thing ever put on this planet. Often this creates a psuedo-superior complex within the person. These are the people often hated by "friends," family, and society in general.
I have to go watch the Total Package graduate this weekend. I'm not thrilled.
Total Package by LilCunt May 26, 2008

total package 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and attempts to get his testicles in too. Also known as "steeping the bag". Not recommended for novice romantic's as NO one I know has ever had success!
I heard he managed to get his cock AND balls into Sandra's gigantic hole... Alas! Someone has achieved the total package!
total package by Randy Young May 13, 2005

the total package 

A man who excels in everything. He is smart, successful, good-looking, athletic, has a good sense of humor, great in bed, etc.
Brad is a lawyer and a rock star. I want to be him. He's the Total Package.
the total package by be rad December 24, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026