Insimp

An Inception is primarily a man who believes a woman who tells him everything he needs to hear for him to be excessively generous up front or in the beginning as he believed her saying there’s some future together, only for her to end it immediately following or the next dayt. The man is left feeling completely taken advantage of and has now become an involuntary simp, or Insimp.
Daniel took his new lady friend shopping on the first (and last) date as she was discussing all sorts of future dates and plans rogether. He spends an excessive amount on her be use he believed her lies. The next day she says the “It’s not you, it’s me” excuse and blocks him on all social media and will not reply when he asks why she suddenly feels opposite of what she said the day.

-invented by Daniel Brecher on 8/30/25 after realized he just became an Insimp
by Lilcunt August 30, 2025
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Total Package

One who believes they are the best thing ever put on this planet. Often this creates a psuedo-superior complex within the person. These are the people often hated by "friends," family, and society in general.
I have to go watch the Total Package graduate this weekend. I'm not thrilled.
by LilCunt May 26, 2008
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