tossey

Smelly or unclean

That towel smells tossey !

by Nushe January 12, 2024

Aussie Tossey

When you and your good mate are riding a motorcycle and he/she pulls out your junk while you are driving and starts tossing you off while spewing out Aussie phrases in an Aussie accent.

Hey buddy, this ride is going to be a couple of hours. How about a little Aussie Tossey to make the timego by faster?

by TheRealWil March 13, 2025

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

by A witty twit August 10, 2019

tossycock

A less offensive synonym of bullshit.

It appeared in the britcom Black Books, series 1, episode 5 'The Big Lockout'.

Manny: Alright, what was the last film you went to see?

Bernard, unable to recall the name, describes the film's climax. Manny recognizes it.

Manny (incredulous): Ba! That was the last film you went to see - Planet of the Apes!?
Bernard: Yeah. Amazing effects, you know? You really believed monkeys could have meetings.
Manny: Yeah. And you've not been to the cinema since then?
Bernard: Na. It's all tossycock.

by Danial Willow October 23, 2010

Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012

ass tosser

one who participates in homosexual anal sex

Boy George is such an ass tosser, man. And his music sucks.

by Willy9292 January 4, 2007

Hammer Tossed

Being incredibly drunk. Once you pass being hammered, you are hammer tossed.

Mike - Wow Shelly was so drunk Friday night that she passed out on a bench on the street.
Dan - Yeah she was definitely hammer tossed.

by SIUeeeeeeeeee June 30, 2009