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tossed salsa 

Just like tossed salad but instead you're licking the anus of a Mexican chick
Pedro liked to give his chiqua some tossed salsa before burying his burrito.
tossed salsa by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007
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tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.
bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass [son" she said.
tossed salad dressing by futga January 30, 2012

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette 

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.
Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

Tossed Salad Man 

The person who gets his ass eaten out with jelly or syrup by a new prison inmate.
Tossed Salad Man by hawtmaledotcom October 25, 2008

tossed salad with xtra ranch 

When you cum in the asshole of your partner then proceed to toss their salad (aka eat their ass and suck out and swallow the cum).
Joel -"I saw Jeff and Jays amauter Gay Porn I still can't get over the images of Jay doing the Tossed Salad with Xtra Ranch."

Dan- "Are you kidding me that shit was hot, I'd love to get in his Hidden Valley!"

tossed salad 

A rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.
Spread your asshole whilst I eat tossed salad, even though the two have no relation whatsoever.

tossed salad 

Noun.
The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup.
When done in prison, the reciever is dominant; the one doing it is submissive.

verb. to toss a salad
tossing a salad.
The big man told his prison bitch to toss his salad.
tossed salad by dustwave May 15, 2004
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