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Tosho Kukata 

a man with a very small penis who lives in the poorest region of Macedonia
Tosho Kukata shte vi prepararira i shte vi izbie zubite zashtato trqbva da se samoobiiete zashtoto ste mishki mangali moohliovtsi s malki pishki
Tosho Kukata by James Charles Irving February 16, 2020

Tosho Kukata 

A big guy mainly known as Todor Matador who likes peeing in public(on main) and drinking pech. His best friend is Dobri Shefa
Rndm guy: Tosho Kukata i Dobri Shefa fucked my wife again😭😭
Another rndm guy: It is what it is they're on top of the food chain
Tosho Kukata by UUUUUAAAAUUUU October 24, 2022

Toshitba 

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
Toshitba by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013

tomhollandsexual 

Someone who is extremely attracted to Tom Holland or his sexy abs
Lacy: I’m tomhollandsexual

Tommy: same!!
tomhollandsexual by Eandlfolife December 25, 2020
Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.
I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.
toshing by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016

tomhollandsexual 

‘I love tom Holland so much I want to marry him’

oh! you must be tomhollandsexual then.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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