torps 

Breasts. Derived from "torpedoes." Used to refer to the breasts of someone that you work with. A wink-wink type office friendly code.

"Nice torps."
-Dan

torps by Jocko Malloy March 11, 2004

Torps 

Tittiez that resemble torpedos

Kelsey has torps

Torps by Kdavis420 August 25, 2014

torpedobeats 

Used by the Youtuber atsf in their World of warships videos. Torpedobeats take the Eurobeats used in certain animes when someone is drifting and apply it to dodging torpedo spreads from enemy players.

Wows player 1: I had some really good torpedobeats earlier

other person: how so?
Wows player 1: I dodged 3 full spreads of torpedos from a fubuki while I was fighting them in my Atago
Other person: Noice. wtf does that mean.
Wows player 1: its an injoke in Wows.

torpedobeats by a random weeb May 23, 2016

pink torpedo 

A penis.

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"

pink torpedo by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

tourist torpor 

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

tourist torpor by b1-66er June 9, 2008

Houdini Torpedo 

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

freezer tarps 

when you get real sweaty at the pregame yoss your tarp in the freezer for a few minnows or seckies depending on the sitch

yo yoss me my freezer tarps out of the freezer real quick to cool down

freezer tarps by yarps4l October 14, 2020