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Topset this that your high up in a Academic social environment IE school , College , University , or people can address you in any other further education . Being in the topset is a good thing . But most people will uses this in a sarcastic format such as if you said something stupid or ironic , idiotic . People will say topset instead of telling them to shut up all that stupid this is less rude to say when someone says something stupid but it still can be considered being rude .
The sky is blue today in the day Time . Response Your in the (topset)
topset by Tallulah.f 2001 May 15, 2018
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Your hair on the top of your head
“Damn you get a hair cut?”
“Yeah how you feel about this topset Tyler?”
“That topset is fucking sendingggg me”
Topset by Topset101 February 1, 2021
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For ESL people who lives in Brasil we like to use the word Top to adjectivate something or someone which is the best of something Like examples below:
1.This restaurant is top

2.My girlfriend is top

However Topster came with a mix of comparative and superlative of this by Brazilians English Speakers adjective kind of word,like examples below:
1.This restaurant is the topster

2.My girlfrind is the topster
1.Dude,of course I want to bang that girl but she told me she will only go out for dinner with me if I take her to the topster restaurant in town and I am flat broken.
2.My father promised me that if I get into college he will give me the topster BMW 's model .
A large FTP that people with high position in the warez scene get access to. Usually updated daily with 0sec releases, people with access to these sites sometimes will FXP these files to lesser users, depending on their personality.
Dood Chris! You got the topsite hookup, FXP me some 0day shit!
topsite by Samuron June 5, 2005

Tompsett 

-A collection of legend makers.
-Are all related by blood, unless brought into the clan by one of the original Tompsett's (This is done through the slaying of a clam and a needle and thread.)
-Know for there whit, humor, outrageous acts in social situations and rolling skills.
Did you see that kid wearing silver pants last night? Man, he was pullin' a straight Tompsett right there.
Tompsett by Pacy Erwin April 1, 2009

Topeethur 

When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth

Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."
Topeethur by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

top/topself 

an identifier for those who exhibit such raw, unfiltered top energy that it silences all bottoms within a 50 yd. raidus.
"Damn I feel my pussy quivering, is top/topself coming this way?"
"You mean L1v? Yeah they're coming over here."
"Shit I gotta get this under control, I'll see you later."
top/topself by shower vampire March 30, 2021
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Ajumma wait a moment
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