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a fat guy on fire who runs into the wall a million times.
The man was considered a torkue because he combusted into the wall.
torkue by bobonase June 5, 2011
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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
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Torque A Wicked Cable 

Taking a huge log-like dump.
We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.

Mr. Torgue

Mr.Torgue is the allmightiest badass in all of the universe he cannot be stopped and if you throw him at someone than the person you throw him at will explode.
Mr. Torgue will end you all
Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.
She's so hot... I'm fully torqued right now.
Torqued by chadioo April 13, 2013

torquelated 

to be totally drunk, high, etc..
Kerry was fully torquelated after finishing the vodka.
Bill and Jen got torquelated after home group.
torquelated by DiamondBill August 26, 2009

Torque bow 

A weapon used in gears of war and Gears of war 2 its like a bow and arrow except the arrow is tipped with an explosive substance which can attach to your opponent and explode causing a one hit kill, although the weapon needs to be held down long enough and when the crosshair turns orange, you then know if you hit the target the arrow will stick, Also if you get an active reload you dont need to hit, if the explosion is close enough it will either kill or down your opponent
Samir " dude i just blew up some guy with the torque bow"

Andrew "Nice man"
Torque bow by Samirmate! April 21, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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