torkue

a fat guy on fire who runs into the wall a million times.

The man was considered a torkue because he combusted into the wall.

by bobonase June 5, 2011

torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011

Torque A Wicked Cable

Taking a huge log-like dump.

We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.

by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010

Mr. Torgue

Mr.Torgue is the allmightiest badass in all of the universe he cannot be stopped and if you throw him at someone than the person you throw him at will explode.

Mr. Torgue will end you all

by jseofa;fgao'sidhf June 3, 2018

Torqued

Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.

She's so hot... I'm fully torqued right now.

by chadioo April 13, 2013

torquelated

to be totally drunk, high, etc..

Kerry was fully torquelated after finishing the vodka.
Bill and Jen got torquelated after home group.

by DiamondBill August 26, 2009

Torque bow

A weapon used in gears of war and Gears of war 2 its like a bow and arrow except the arrow is tipped with an explosive substance which can attach to your opponent and explode causing a one hit kill, although the weapon needs to be held down long enough and when the crosshair turns orange, you then know if you hit the target the arrow will stick, Also if you get an active reload you dont need to hit, if the explosion is close enough it will either kill or down your opponent

Samir " dude i just blew up some guy with the torque bow"

Andrew "Nice man"

by Samirmate! April 21, 2009