toponce 

1) Random ass fucker who enjoys getting hurt for the strangest reasons. Toponce will usually let people pelt them with hard objects and jump from high places to get hurt.
2) Cool guy who can be funny and is good for giving his girl what they want

1) That guy is such a toponce.
2) That girl is lucky she got a toponce!

toponce by sinserpent January 19, 2009

Toonces 

The greatest cat of all-time. Toonces, the cat who could drive a car (just not very well), premiered on Saturday Night Live on May 20th, 1989, and was a series semi-regular up until 1993. Known for his appalling driving record, Toonces, in a written document, claims his abominable driving skills are due to a brain injury sustained while working as a stunt man on the Dukes of Hazzard. Accidents include driving cars, trucks, tractors, etcetera off God knows how many cliffs, veering off the Grand Canyon, some catastrophic event involving a mechanical bull, crashing a UFO into the Washington Monument, and who knows what else. Likely in NASCAR today, probably having caused ten times the original season record number of crashes in one race by now.

"See, I told you he could drive!"
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."

Toonces by Rusty Was Here April 25, 2005

Tooncer 

a little kid who is so cute you could love them to pieces

Ohhhhhhhh look at that tooncer!!!

Tooncer by The_Bone June 25, 2021

Toonces' Muff 

Greatest cover band ever to think about rocking your world! Named after the world famous Toonces the driving cat skit from SNL, Toonces' Muff harnesses all the power of the driving cat's vagina!

Toonces' Muff also goes by TMuff for short.

"I'll be sure to wear 2 panties to the Toonces' Muff show tonight since the first pair is going to be soaked!"

"I sure hope Toonces' Muff will play my wedding, I really want my marriage to mean something!"

"I bet the Canaanites wouldn't have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if TMuff was around to rock their world."

Toonces' Muff by Ran Wilder January 6, 2013

toonces 

A cat who could drive a car. This is from a Saturday Night Live skit.

Toonces look out!!!

toonces by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Toonces 

If while drinking with friends someone is not drinking as fast or as much as the rest of the party...instead of calling them a 'pussy' you call them a TOONCES!

Hey Toonces...finish your beer!

Toonces by snflwrtato July 2, 2009

toonces 

When you've got absolutely no fucking shot anyway - what the hell? - you may as well let a cat drive your car.

"But she's the hottest girl in school. And you're a pee wee. And have a shitload of acne. And halitosis. And barely weigh 100 pounds soaking wet."

"Yeah - I know it's toonces, but I still need a date to prom anyway."

toonces by pH Balance January 31, 2008

leafers 

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005