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Topie is a very amazing friend very very veryyyy childish and acts very inocent she is very nice but to mostly one person when u get on her bad side she will ignore you for one day then she acts like nothing happened the next day . She really will be good in a relationship but not for long . As a friend at first she will acts very nice and stuff but she has one certain friend who she will always love the most and will get jealous of . Bu t in general she is a amazing person and very nice.
omg topie is amazing but omg she how many chins is that
topie by chicken._.nugget June 24, 2019
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Topie is a nickname for a girl who will change you life. This girl is pretty and funny but not too athletic. Caramel brown hair and eyes. She is flawless without acne... for now. She is a sweet and kind hearted girl who will often annoy you, but deep down, she is very loving. She can break but repair hearts as well. She is an enthusiastic and outgoing person that is fun to be around. Extremely innocent and a bit childish. She is also very strange and weird but most people love her for that.
Person A: Did you see Topie last week in class.
Person B: I know right! Flawless skin and no acne!
Person A: No fair!
Topie by nerdy._.bug June 24, 2019
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To tweet something only to delete it minutes or seconds later. Derived from the actor Toby Regbo deleting his tweets right after tweeting them.
Charlotte: hey, I saw you tobied that tweet.
Eva: yeah, there was a typo in it so I had to delete it.
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A night that begins at the U Club, followed by “a downtown bar” -> an obligatory stop for a tipple/photo booth pic / jukebox jam at Romolo. Finally head over to Tupelo and end the night with a double double at Sam’s. A must when in San Francisco
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1)A category 10 LOL; and extremely powerful lel; the strongest magnitude of kek possible; boisterously merry

2) Something that generates an extraordinary level of amusement
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A- my sister just got pregnant and we have no idea who the father is topkek
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toliet muscle 

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.
The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.
toliet muscle by Telephony July 11, 2014

toliet fart 

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.
{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!
toliet fart by Telephony February 12, 2015
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