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A cross between a potato and a tomato. Either genetically/selectively bread cross, or just mixing the two together.

"This topego salad is fantastic!"
topego by Ben Wilkins May 3, 2007
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A night that begins at the U Club, followed by “a downtown bar” -> an obligatory stop for a tipple/photo booth pic / jukebox jam at Romolo. Finally head over to Tupelo and end the night with a double double at Sam’s. A must when in San Francisco
aw man im wrecked, we did a topelo last night.. ehh porra
topelo by patatagucci May 8, 2018
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something that nobody knows and nobody says yet has inner truth.
Jane: I was babbling on last night with Jim.
Bob: What about?
Jane: Typego.
Typego by Boehmanator January 7, 2010

toegoblin69

the toegoblin69 is a creature that roams in the night, munching on those brave enough to stick their toes out from under the covers while sleeping
"bro, if you stick your toes out from under your covers, they gonna get monched by toegoblin69"
"I sure hope they do"
toegoblin69 by imgaynerds October 21, 2019

topekomsi 

Is I smoke pot written backwards
Just means you smoke pot.. topekomsi
topekomsi by Thezootmaster May 28, 2018
An amazing man with an extraordinary mind. Often seen to be the guy with multiple personalities.
This guy acts like a topedo. He is just awesome.
topedo by @Cedar May 14, 2021
The most awesome place on earth. It's a golf driving range combined with great food, great beverages, incredible music, a lot of TVs to watch sports, a bar, a night club, a dance club, a family restaurant, a business pub, an after school option, a place to go before the party, the best place to celebrate your birthday, somewhere where you can go on a date, where you can do shots, a place to drink your morning coffe... oh, and you can play golf and stuff.
I love going to Topgolf
topgolf by jorgecmtz November 26, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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