Toped

To be extra drunk to the point of leaning over anything.

Son I was mad toped last night!!!

by Baby Bey March 1, 2010

Toped

when a guy is fucking a girl and his dick gets lost in her fat rolls

shit did you see that girl that adam toped?

by sammy bernstein January 2, 2009

Toped

past tense of type; NOT TYPED. toped is better,.

"ahah i toped that ealrlier today"

by sszzyd September 5, 2025

Toledo Raspberry

When one sex partner cums in the anus of the other participant. Then that person spreads his/her ass cheeks and proceeds to spray fart a combination of poo and semen in the ejaculators face.

"Damn Tony, that was the best Toledo raspberry. It looks like I have freckles"

by Don Keedic April 27, 2014

torpedobeats

Used by the Youtuber atsf in their World of warships videos. Torpedobeats take the Eurobeats used in certain animes when someone is drifting and apply it to dodging torpedo spreads from enemy players.

Wows player 1: I had some really good torpedobeats earlier

other person: how so?
Wows player 1: I dodged 3 full spreads of torpedos from a fubuki while I was fighting them in my Atago
Other person: Noice. wtf does that mean.
Wows player 1: its an injoke in Wows.

by a random weeb May 23, 2016

pink torpedo

A penis.

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016