top sider

The art of crapping in the toilet tank above and behind the toilet bowl. So you're taking the lid off of the back of a toilet, and crap in the toilets area that holds the mechanical parts of the toilet bowl.

Bob was so hung over, he told me that when the bar tender cut him off, he went to the bath room and delivered a top sider to the morning clean crew that was rank.

After he fired me, I went to the bathroom to get changed and left a top sider for him to clean up.

by TopperShut April 26, 2007

Top-Siders

Top-Siders are a type of shoe.

"Honey, where did you put my Top-Siders!"

by Beatrix May 13, 2005

Top Side

The side on top of you. Yes that is a side also. Just like left side and right side.

"...and i'm telling you, there is a freaking top side. You got it? Like, what is the top of a box called? The top side!"

by -Gabe- October 26, 2015

side-top

Having sex while the woman lays on her back and the man screws her while on his side and part way on top, the woman's leg is usually pulled up so her knee is near her chest.

"I like to have sex side-top with my wife."

by Neenah December 6, 2007

topsider

One of the many ratings on an aircraft carrier other than that of a nuke. They usually complain about how nukes are spoiled overpaid bitches, even though the nukes are the ones that work far more hours, stand duty more often and are usually undermanned.

Nuke to Nuke:
We just stole a bunch of lightbulbs from a topside space.

Those dumb fuckin topsiders

Only topsiders get the day off today

by Hardworkinnuke October 27, 2008

Topsider

A Pretentious human known to have never struggled due to family wealth. Someone who is resistant to change, and lacks true empathy. Social climber more worried about looking progressive than being progressive.

“I thought Karen was a friend, but she’s just another topsider.”

“I had to leave the party. It was full of topsiders.”

by Cassadamius July 10, 2022