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Top Shit 

When someone is greater than He. Cream of the crop, best of the best.
Owen is top shit because he is the sexiest man alive. TOP SHIT.
Top Shit by Top shiznatch January 26, 2011

Top shit 

You tell this when something is realy amazing or cool...
Brian : look i got a new car
Mike : uff, its top shit

“Top Shit” Bitch 

The simple bitch who uses everyone for money, rides, and whatever it takes, but when called out on it, calls everyone “Top Shit”
“Hey did you hear about Desiree? She’s a “Top Shit” Bitch”
“Top Shit” Bitch by DarthNater November 18, 2017

Top Gun Shit 

Used as a description of habitual "wingman" escapades at parties and clubs. This is principally seen as a very strong and important bond between two so-called "players" with their eyes firmly on the prize (women). These said individuals employ strategic moves and move swiftly when opportunity arises. Just as fighter pilots are expected to do, they watch each other's back with the utmost dedication and also employ the agenda of "bros before hoes."
John (to Jake): What are those douchebags doing over there?

Jake: Looks like they got that Top Gun Shit. We should try that.
Top Gun Shit by mkdamaestro October 16, 2010

Top Shelf Shit

A person that truly believes that they are above all others, but their usually just lonely, poor individuals.
Look at this guy, waltzing around the place like he's "Top Shelf Shit".

Aged shit top

Hair that's rough and looks garbage
Best friend been cursed with aged shit top since birth
Aged shit top by guywordmaker September 16, 2026
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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