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tootley toot

When you don't know the words to a song but you know how the song goes, you just tootley toot!
Allison: Hey Bill!

Bill: Hold on, the adults are talking... Hey Tom! What's your favorite Batman gadget?

Tom: Wow, that's an easy one. The grappling hook that looks like the bat symbol.

Bill: Alright Allison, how can I help you?

Allison: Bill do you like music?

Bill: Why yes, I do! But seriously, these days who has the time to learn all those lyrics?

Allison: Oh, I was about to ask you the lyrics to a song, but I guess you wouldn't know...

Bill: Au contraire! I have an excellent system for remembering lyrics!

Allison: Oh really what is it?

Bill: Well, it's called tootley tooting... a little trick I learned at the bicycle store.

Allison: Tootley tooting? Are you just pulling my chain?

Bill: No Allison, it's real and it really works too. I can teach you in about three minutes and twenty-eight seconds and you'll be set for life! But I have to show you, it doesn't translate well into text.

*Bill shows Allison how to tootley toot*

Allison: Ohhh my gawwwd! Chiiiiiild! That is fantastic, I almost peed myself.

Tom: What are you guys talking about?

Allison: Nothing.

*Bill winks at Allison*

Tom: Whatever. Pfft.

Abortionist: You guys ready or what?

Allison: Hold on, I think I really did pee myself.

*Bill and Tom high-five and do the dude love dance*
by fingernails September 7, 2009
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Tootle Puffer

"An affectionate term for vapers generally using lower watt devices with atomizer resistance of 1.0ohm or above and who utilize the Mouth to Lung (MTL) style of vaping. The opposite of a cloudchaser."
When it comes to vaping styles, Betty is a tootle puffer, Sally likes to cloud chase and Joe prefers flavorchasing.
by TakeTheRedPill May 16, 2015
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tootles

variation of goodbye, cya, later, etc.
Betsy: Bye Fran, I'm off to the pool.
Fran: Tootles
by Margareet April 23, 2006
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torque my tootles

by Dean Clower August 25, 2006
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Cup-O-Tootles

The act of expelling gas from one's anus into one's cupped hands then proceeding to smother said hands into the nasal cavities of an unsuspecting victim.
After along of drinking and eating Indian Food, Rob returned home to find his roommate Fernando asleep on the couch. There was no other option but to administer a hot cup-o-tootles.
by robomo January 10, 2011
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Plastic Tootles

The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.
Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night

Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business

Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral
by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019
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tootles

god tier sloppy from an authority figure especially a teacher
person 1: yo you fuckin with that new teacher?
person 2: hell yeah she gave me tootles in the teacher’s lounge.
person 1: damn
by THE content cop November 6, 2019
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