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Tootnique 

A body position or methodology that promotes successful flatulence; good ass-busting form.
Damn he’s busting ass. He must have some good tootnique.
Tootnique by Vermillion llama March 7, 2019

toothpicker 

Someone who goes to a big-box store to toothpick the samples.
There is always a toothpicker blocking the isle.
toothpicker by Mathusula February 23, 2011

Tennessee Toothpicker 

A competition between 2 heterosexual males in the 69 position, in which whoever cums first is gay.
Man, I'm three rounds undefeated at the Tennessee Toothpicker, but I'm worried because Gerald has that sloptop, Dyson vaccume, diesel motor, eye of the hurricane headgame and I dont wanna loose and be gay.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008