toosk

Another word for butt, ass, keester, rump, glutes, etc. "Toosk" is already spreading fast in Illinois and in the mid west.

Damn, that chick has a nice toosk!

Hey bro lets go kick some toosk!

toosk by toosky July 1, 2014

Toska 

“Toska - noun /ˈtō-skə/ - Russian word roughly translated as sadness, melancholia, lugubriousness.

"No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases it may be the desire for somebody of something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom.”

― Vladimir Nabokov

Feeling constant toska, no matter the situation.

Toska by Xensez September 25, 2018

karen took the kids 

When ur a divorced dad and ur wife (Karen) took the kids

Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids

Just please don't let this happen to you

You: Hey Babe!
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!

(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...

karen took the kids by Queen_Messo March 8, 2019

Tomska's Law 

Anything you say online can and will be seen by the person you're said it about.

Guy 1: That guy really sucks, I'm gonna trash talk him online
Guy 2: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Remember TomSka's Law?
Guy 1: Oh yeah

Tomska's Law by benpiano800 January 22, 2021

My wife left me and took the kids 

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

My wife left me and took the kids by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

Tookoh 

A new commonly used word towards Call of Duty, meaning someone that constantly uses a sniper and is normally very good at Call of Duty.

"Woah bro that guy is absolutely tookoh with the DSR!"

Tookoh by Jskillet January 3, 2013

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes 

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019