tooskus

The art of malding (being so mad you're balding) in the game, for honor.

This cunt ass bitch ass cucklord is gonna make me tooskus. At this rate, im killing myself

by tooskus July 14, 2022

tookus lingus

The very pleasurable sexual act of licking another person's anus/butthole; a fancier word for rimming, a rim job, tossing salad, analingus, or just plain eating ass.

Miranda: He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?

-Sex and the City Episode 54 "Baby, Talk is Cheap"

by JolieJulia April 30, 2006

tookus

Butt or read-end. Something I picked up from my old man.

I should get off my tookus and get a job

by Nonya December 27, 2004

wampus tookus

A generally satisfying female buttocks, that is well shaped, balanced and carries adequate weight in relation to her overall size; as compared to ratio.

“Gee Marvin, I never quit appreciated the fact that Marguerite always carries with her a wampus tookus that compliments her figure.”

“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”

by The Ousting February 3, 2012

tookus

A small taut butt that lacks curvature and doesnt jiggle.

1) The opposite of a thick big ass is a tookus.

by gyaradocious October 7, 2019

tookus tarzan

A Male Homosexual

Mark Harris may have married Martha Raye, but he is still a Tookus Tarzan from jump street.

by Ultraback January 4, 2017

Trivia Tookus

The painful, yet slightly satisfying soreness one experiences on or just below the buttocks from parking your rear end in a folding chair for the duration of the world's largest trivia contest hosted in Wisconsin each April.

As Greg stood up, he realized that he was suffering from Trivia Tookus after playing trivia for nearly 30 hours.

by Mustached Baby April 29, 2011