Hot ass mf that steal ur heart in a beat. This person shops a lot and messes around the whole fucking time. Not afraid of any kinds of boys or girls and always plays hard to get.
Lukas : Mmmmm! You like it when I caress your hair in torskerogns slim don't you!
Louise : Oh Lukas you're making my head slimy!
Lukas : Well lucky for you I have another can of torskerogns slim!
Louise : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Nikolai : Wow looks like Lukas just made Louise open her torskerogns slim again!
Lukas : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Nikolai : God Damn put that thing away!
Toosier syndrome is when a person(usually someone called toos) lasts full nights and probs days without any sleep. Symptoms include binge watching Netflix and tiktok. If you know someone with these symptoms and they don’t sleep and somehow are fine the next day then diagnose them with toosier syndrome.
‘toos hasn’t slept in days and is addicted to Netflix!’ ‘She probs has toosier syndrome’
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.