1. A person who tries too hard to fit into the mainstream idea of cool. Common identifying marks of the tool involve tattoos based off of a professional wrestler's tattoos, yellow cars with spoilers and the insistence to listen to bad music, i.e. Usher and Our Lady Peace.
2. Carson Daly.
2. Carson Daly.
by Mikey James. June 19, 2004
One who is, as J.D. Salinger wrote in "Catcher in the Rye," a "phony." Someone who is false, a media whore, a douchebag, and a servant (or tool) or the Man. The best example, the paradigm of tooldom, is Carson Daly, as quite correctly noted above. Other famous tools include Geraldo Rivera, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Cruise, Stephen Baldwin, Tony Danza, Wayne Brady, Tom Arnold, Ben Affleck, Linkin Park, and most ironically of all, Tim Allen.
by Dr. Zhivago January 25, 2006
a.) is someone who is so stupid that they can only serve at best a few failry simple tasks over and over again, and sucks at everything else. b.) Someone lacking intellegence.
(insert name here) your a tool.
by Scott Farrell November 02, 2005
Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
by BigCron August 12, 2009
An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.
by Some dude1231 May 01, 2011
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
by tt February 19, 2003
by be quiet December 19, 2008