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Pronounced "too-fuh". Refering to the "two for one deal" in British supermarkets. It is used to add fluidity to everyday supermarket conversation (or any area that requires the act of purchasing) as the use of "two for one" has the tendency to slow down what would be a very quick sentence. As England is expensive supermarkets have introduced "two for one" deals, the population thrives on these deals in an attempt to keep the cost of their weekly shopping down.
"wait! buy these ones, they're on a toofah."

"it was on a toofah, had to buy it."

"man you got ripped off, i got those yesterday on a toofah"

"excuse me check out girl, do you have these on toofah?"
toofah by Snake Wedderburn September 21, 2006
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A word used to refer to a racist. Most likely a Caucasian male.
Originated from the name "Eli Tufano", a slave-owner back in the early days of America. Infamous for his long family line of arrests due to racial crimes. To this date twenty-seven Asians have been kidnapped, tortured and killed- with an addition of 39 African-Americans and 20 Irish peoples. Lisa Tufano, the last of the Tufano family was sentenced to death April of 1980.

Also known as toofa, tufah, tufa, and toopha.
The man that called him a nigger must be a toofah.
toofah by Jim July 23, 2003
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an alternate spelling may be "tufa".
Ryan Truong wishes he was a tufa, but he's not.
toofah by paul July 22, 2003
A hard ass boy that ain’t bout that pussy shit,pulls baddies,hates bugs and is stingy with money.
I’m a motherfucking TOORAH!! (Usually said after accomplishing something)
toorah by Toorah February 2, 2018
A reference for weed by 300 gang. It's called tookah because he's a dead rival gang member.
On bro and dem I'm tryna smoke tookah then head out to the block and smoke ops!
Tookah by Scama January 26, 2016
synonymous with tumor, but may specifically denote a malignant brain lesion causing headaches when used only in retort by a muscular Austrian man to a room of inquisitive adolescents
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, I have a headache."
"It might be a tumor?"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH, IT'S NOT A TOOMAH, AT ALL!!!"
toomah by Grammar Hammer January 8, 2012

It's not a toomah 

Immortal words of a great poet named Arnold Von Schwarzenegger.
"It's not a Toomah!!!!" replied Arny.
It's not a toomah by Poopsy July 8, 2003