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A philosophy that overviews the ways of love. Derived from a quote stating that "You cannot like someone you don't know."
You like that girl? You don't even know her! Tongism please!
Tongism by BawssCubing November 2, 2018
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tontis • tonyism • tonisha • Tonishka • Tortism • Tõnis • toneisha • Tonish • tontine • Tentish
a tentist is a person who puts up and installs tents
I got an amazing tent from the tent renters , the guys at that company are such amazing tentist
tentist by thetentrenters March 20, 2011

Tontos lost tribe 

A tribe that fought in the great war of Dykes and E- thots thought to be dead but was recently awakened by the coming of the new order of Dykes. Lead by Bk this elite unit of warriors is meant to bring order and peace to the world.
"There goes tonto there must be a cell of dykes nearby lets evacuate so they can do their work."
tontos lost tribe
Tontos lost tribe by TontoTribesman February 21, 2020
Usually small and black, has a nice ass and massive boobs, people would say she was a classic wifey material. Would do anything for the ones she loves. She is just all round beautiful and carries a good spirit get on her bad side she will mess you up.
Wow, you have a tonisha your so lucky!!
Tonisha by Confusedteen October 26, 2016
An agreement between individuals wherein the last surviving participant inherits all of the assets from each member. Alternatively, the assets may be split evenly among each of the surviving members after a certain period of time.
To decide who would inherit our father's mansion, my brothers and I entered into a tontine. Only two of us remain.
tontine by Nine Iron June 6, 2005
the art of being rude, or acting like a toot.
the lady at the store was yelling at me, and acting so tootish.
tootish by belljingle June 24, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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