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Hawaiian for "gift from heaven"
Cares deeply for the ones she cares about. She's got a good head on her shoulders, is very analytical and does well managing and leading others. Somebody you can trust and always has excellent input and puns. She's beautiful in every way and dating a Makanalani literally feels like a blessing from the heavens.
Man, that girl Makanalani is so cute and put together. She seriously always has mad puns on deck too.
by Whatthehelliseventhat? August 25, 2020

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When you only drink that hip, organic, quality drank.
That drink looks trippy bro-bro, I only drink that good hippy sippy na mean?
by Whatthehelliseventhat? September 28, 2020

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An endearing way to call your friend dumb. "Tonto" Is spanish for dumb. And "Totoro" is a fictional character from Ghibli's "My neighbor totoro"
Dude my primo was the biggest neighborhood Tontoro last night. What a Tontis...
by Whatthehelliseventhat? September 28, 2020

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A not as harsh version of "tonto" meaning dumb in spanish.
Dude, what you just said is sooooo Tontis bro... you must be the biggest neighborhood tontoro.
by Whatthehelliseventhat? September 28, 2020

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