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Tonn is a lady of heavy stature and is the opposite of what people would want to see while walking down the street they are every man's nightmares along with women it's rumoured that they eat children and cows for dinner
*Tonn walks down street*
*everyone runs away*
Tonn by SANSSSSSSS November 30, 2017
Words you can keep
Maybe the most vague term for a lesbian. Originates in eastern Europe. Pronounced (tun).
Le-am întrebat pe fete să iasă la club. S-au dovedit a fi tonn. Translated from Romanian.
tonn by GeorgeFox February 20, 2024
Related Words
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Isaak Tonn 

Me
Isaak Tonn by ThunderGun-52 July 28, 2021

Plutonic (ploo-tonn-ick) 

"Pl~U~tonic" is often mistaken for "pl~A~tonic" whereby respective individuals are attracted but conscientiously abstain from sex.
Sooo ironically, a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship is one whereby the respective individuals shag each other crazy until too sore to continue!?!

Perfect examples of a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship are:

- when a couple meet, share Acorn coffee & are respectively topless & pantless in bed within 30 mins, soon massaging, then kissing & after passing out wake with her hands on his erect penis & proceed to fuck immediately

- directly after drinking too many milk based beverages & gorging respectively on steak & pancakes, the female follows the male home, clothes are magically but fortuitously removed & they fuck immediately; OR where the female proceeds directly to their own home but cannot shake the building desires that engross her every thought & eventually (within 48 hours is acceptable) invites the male over for Acorn coffee but really has the single, overwhelming need to fuck immediately, which of course happens in her "Princess & the Pea" 3 mattress bed

Generally, where a woman uses the word "Pl~U~tonic" it is purposeful & done so to basically advise the male "yeah, I'm dying to fuck the 'friend' out of you, lets lock it in for sometime soon though, OK!"

The word "Pl~U~tonic" is NEVER used by males except where referring to a situation where a female has used the word towards him...
Female (usually smoking hot & gagging for it!): "Let's not have sex & be "Plutonic (ploo-tonn-ick)" friends, OK"
Male: (says) "OK"
Male: (thinks) "I read ya 110%, you're not gonna shag my brains out (say) in my car while I drive around pretending to not find your car, but definitely soon"

Shy tonn 

Shy tonn, is an underestimate of weight or product.
1, The crain fell due to a shy tonn estimate.

2, a shy tonn of explosives went of in Beruit.
Shy tonn by Jo Albert August 15, 2020

alec tonno 

N. -

Music is... Alec Tonno.
Music is...Alec Tonno.
tonny is handsome, beautiful and is easy to fall in love with. His beautiful smile makes you feel happy and loved. He has an amazing sense of humour and will always be able to make you feel better when you are upset. When he falls in love he falls for the girl hard, commonly with unusual interesting girls who love him for who he is, usually beginning with the letter A. He doesnt have many friends but is usually kind and nice to everyone. He is super passionate and will treat his girl like a princess.
I wish i had a guy like your tonny.
tonny by iliekturtlesmoarthanu October 22, 2013
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