tonki wonki

means a fat person !
opposite to skinny people

eeeee see that tonki wonki eating all that food

tonki wonki by lukee & kriis -- brum manz ! June 20, 2010

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Tonka Wonka

A non-specific term that can apply to nearly any foreign leader of any race or ethnicity.

"Who's that asshole in Korea again?"
"Oh, man, Tonka Wonka or whatever?"
"Yeah."

Tonka Wonka by Anarch Patriarch October 23, 2008

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tonki wonki • tonki • Toni • Tonk • Tonka • Toki • tonka trucks • tonky • Toni-Anne • Toni Lodge

Wonka Tonka

A big titty bitch with a ugly face

Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly

Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro

Wonka Tonka by BigzaddyR May 3, 2021

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whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka

Give me fellatio...you piece of fecal matter.

Whitey comon o here. Ya steeped in gayness. Whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka. Git outta ma pfuqin face.

whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka by white bread witout da bed spread November 22, 2004

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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