tongue jack
tongue jack by larry beavers October 26, 2004
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tongue jack
verb.
The act of licking with great enthusiasm, so much that it appears as if the licker is attempting to lift the entire body weight of the lickee using only the tongue.
Analagous to a floor jack lifting a car.
Used for describing the act of cunnilingus or analingus, or non literally as an eager ass kisser or brown noser.
The act of licking with great enthusiasm, so much that it appears as if the licker is attempting to lift the entire body weight of the lickee using only the tongue.
Analagous to a floor jack lifting a car.
Used for describing the act of cunnilingus or analingus, or non literally as an eager ass kisser or brown noser.
I tongue jacked her so hard, I lisped for three days afterward.
She asked me not to tongue jack her until the friction burns healed.
No need to tongue jack my shitbox, I'll lend you the money.
She asked me not to tongue jack her until the friction burns healed.
No need to tongue jack my shitbox, I'll lend you the money.
tongue jack by SometimesDoc January 6, 2007
tongue-jack
tongue-jack by Braineel September 22, 2005
tongue jack fart box
I want to tongue jack fart box
Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"
Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"
Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"
Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"
Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"
Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"
tongue jack fart box by Brian, winona September 20, 2009
tongue jacking her shitbox
When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.
tongue jacking her shitbox by romdo308 October 6, 2013
tongue-jacking my shitbox
Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)
tongue-jacking my shitbox by R8RFAN September 7, 2006
tongue jacking the shitbox
tongue jacking the shitbox by Boston134 August 26, 2010
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