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A word that means nothing, but is still remarkably funny to say.
You wanna hear something funny.... tongas.
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tongskumen 

When a girl is giving you some good succ and then bites your dick as you cum which is then followed by the shoving of a blanket into the mans throat until he vomits all over his penis while it is in the girls mouth.
Friend 1: "Yo so did you get that dank tongskumen last night?"
Friend 2: "Yeah man it was sooo delicious."
Friend 1: "Damn how did she react?"
Friend 2: "She returned the favor... ;)"

tonkasaw 

TonkaSaw is the prime example of an internet tough guy. Challenges another YouTuber, Andy Warski, to a fight. He claimed that he was some pro MMA fighter yet he would not show his face norr would he show proper fight footage. Instead, the fight footage that was found on YouTube showed very gay WWE larping. Long story short, the retard hyped himself up and never showed up to the fight cuz he was "harassed" by a phone call and had to "change his name".
Andy Warski: "TonkaSaw, I'm here! Where you at?
*DEAD AIR*
Ethan Ralph: DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tonkasaw by SuperBerryMerchant January 21, 2019
A philosophy that overviews the ways of love. Derived from a quote stating that "You cannot like someone you don't know."
You like that girl? You don't even know her! Tongism please!
Tongism by BawssCubing November 2, 2018
When you can reach orgasm by simply looking at pictures and/or videos of the sexiest man alive...British actor Tom Ellis.
"I just had a Tomgasm from that video of him working out!"
Tomgasm by Selkie666 October 2, 2021

tongskuma 

When a man is giving you some good succ and then bites your clit as you cum which is then followed by the shoving of a blanket into the womans throat until she vomits all over her vagina while the man is biting/sucking/licking it.
Friend 1: "Yo so did you get that dank tongskuma last night?"

Friend 2: "Yeah gurl it was sooo delicious."

Friend 1: "Damn how did he react?"

Friend 2: "He returned the favor... ;)"
tongskuma by pseudonym of a person February 7, 2018