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To break the 100 miles per hour barrier, preferably on a motorcycle.
"I was doing ton on the way over here"

"were you going ton-up on the motorway?"
ton-up by durruti April 27, 2007
Accelerating your vehicle to over 100mph.
"John did the ton-up on the way over."
ton-up by Anonymus Bosch September 29, 2005

ton-up boy 

A "rocker" or a "ton up boy" was an adolescent member of 1950s British biker subculture.
"The Ace cafe was a popular hang-out for the ton-up boys."
ton-up boy by Wbane October 30, 2013

Spanking it up to a ton 

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.
This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

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a game from chowder that involves no winning
its bad luck not to say the whole name
how many times do i have to say there is no winning in Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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