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That guy that when you see him, you just want to hit him in the face. If a woman needs a seat, he offers up his face. Today's modern renaissance man.
"I worked with Tomyus for a few years, damn did I learn to have patience".
tomyus by Kubacanl November 14, 2016
Words you can keep
A rather fat person who enjoys eating fast food, more specifically McDonald’s.
Person 1: Stop eating so much!
Person 2: But I’m a Tomus!
tomus by localairdropper October 22, 2022
a bloody legend who will make your day so much better. Sure, he can sometimes be doing a drug or two, and sure he is asleep for 25 hours of the day. But, yes he is gay and a yes he is sexy. If you ever see a Tompuss be sure to have sex with him.
Tompuss was a bloody legend this evening.
tompuss by Milky314_x October 8, 2020
Tomius quit being so gay
Tomius by Chief Aaron January 21, 2020

Atomic Tombustion

When somebody does not realize what they do is wrong or offensive in general. Instead of apologizing, they will see themselves as the victim of the situation, no matter what they have done and the accusing person is deemed the offender.
It is a cause of ones ego to become so large that their remaining pieces of common sense start to decrease, turning you into a big selfish and arrogant dick.
Person1: My friend is always an asshole to me and my other friends, whenever we tell him that we don't like being treated like this anymore he just tells us to have some understanding
Person2: I assume he gets really mad too?

Person1: Yeah.. I don't understand why he never aplogizes but expects everyone else to.
Person2: He's got Atomic Tombustion then, tragic.
Atomic Tombustion by Raven69 August 6, 2011
A bus driver that mainly gives young and old people rides ;p, also known to be sulty all the time and also has sausages up his anus.
That bus driver is such a "TomBus" hes always sulty.
TomBus by TomBus February 15, 2017
A Bloody Sexy Beast. He Is Very Punny And Loving
Omg, Jack is such a Tomayus, he's amazing!
tomayus by Tropicgal August 18, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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