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*Acting like your hurt because you've just hurt someone else.

*Trying to get people to feel sympathetic for you even though you're at fault.

*Feigning injury in order to soften the consequences of your idiotic act.
Mr Tompass the 6ft teacher inadvertently shoulder charges an innocent female student during a physical eduaction drill. She goes down like a sack of potatoes clutching her beaten body. Mr Tompass (realising what he's done) cerebrally falls to one knee pretending to be injured in order to soften the blow. To top it off Tompass escorts the poor girl to the school medical facility leaving the class a hero rather than a villian thus DOING A TOMPASS.
Tompass by sinistersubmarine September 13, 2011
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
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