Tomislav is lovable and the best person on earth. Tomislav has the best personality ever and is really hot, Tomislav is loyal and will always have your back.
a bloody legend who will make your day so much better. Sure, he can sometimes be doing a drug or two, and sure he is asleep for 25 hours of the day. But, yes he is gay and a yes he is sexy. If you ever see a Tompuss be sure to have sex with him.
Most badass kid you'll ever meet. Has an innocent face, but watch out its a lie. Loyal, handsome, romantic-ish. Pervy. He'll be sure to get your panties wet.
But overall he's an amazing friend
Girl 1: Did you see Tomisin walking down the street?
Girl 2: He looked at me and i swear i came 3 times right there.
Girl 3: Lets go see him!
Boy1: He's so badass.
Boy2: i wish he was our friend
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!