tomayus

A Bloody Sexy Beast. He Is Very Punny And Loving

Omg, Jack is such a Tomayus, he's amazing!

tomayus by Tropicgal August 18, 2016

tomanus 

The anus-shaped spot on a tomato under the stem.

Before slicing a tomato into wedges, use a paring knife to discard the tomanus.

tomanus by Uncle Ugly January 14, 2008

tomyus 

That guy that when you see him, you just want to hit him in the face. If a woman needs a seat, he offers up his face. Today's modern renaissance man.

"I worked with Tomyus for a few years, damn did I learn to have patience".

tomyus by Kubacanl November 14, 2016

Tomausz Pad

A large sheet of the most premium fabric sourced by the one and only Tomasz. Can be used as a mousepad, fleshlight or toilet paper. Acquiring one of these exclusive products takes enormous amounts of dicksucking and simping over discord. No living being except Tomasz has seen a tomausz pad in real life.

Fluffy: Can i get a tomausz pad?

TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')

Tomausz Pad by DaraAfterBeingRapedByBurke June 22, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016