tomus

A rather fat person who enjoys eating fast food, more specifically McDonald’s.

Person 1: Stop eating so much!
Person 2: But I’m a Tomus!

by localairdropper October 22, 2022

steak tomaszewski

A thick slab of beef raised in New Jersey. Typically not considered a delicasy.

R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.

by Randall Cobb November 17, 2016

Rolo Tomassi

The guy who gets away with it.

Rolo Tomassi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. - "Shotgun" Ed Exley

by PoopyButt1 November 3, 2012

Tombstone Pile-driver

When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.

I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.

by Rob21920 May 1, 2018

Tomska's Law

Anything you say online can and will be seen by the person you're said it about.

Guy 1: That guy really sucks, I'm gonna trash talk him online
Guy 2: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Remember TomSka's Law?
Guy 1: Oh yeah

by benpiano800 January 22, 2021

Tobuscus Army.

Dedicated audience members, that are commanded by the awesome Tobuscus (AKA Toby Turner), and released onto Facebook pages in order to change things for the better, through the use of comments.

So far, with the help of the Tobuscus Army, he has conquered mountain Dew, resulting with a limited Darkness, Redness, Whiteness drink. He is currently battling on becoming a part of Virgin Mobile as "Tarah", instead of "Sparah".

TOBUSCUS ARMY IS IN THE EXAMPLE.

by Audience Member GS. July 7, 2011

Tomislav

Tomislav is lovable and the best person on earth. Tomislav has the best personality ever and is really hot, Tomislav is loyal and will always have your back.

You’re so lucky to have Tomislav in your life

Wow have you seen Tomislav? He’s reallt hot

by Roger56 June 12, 2018