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It means brand new this very night.
Mike said tosh.0 is on tomite.
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tomide • Tomine • tomie • Tomiet • Tomite • TobiDei • toidering • toideshia • toidey • Tomader

Tomdemort 

A term used to casually describe fanfiction about Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter books as a teenager/Hogwarts graduate. It is a portmanteaux of his real name 'Tom' and crafted name 'Voldemort'.
"Omg, I love Tomdemort. He is so evil and sexy in this fanfic I am reading."
Tomdemort by Rina Lam October 9, 2011

brooke tominey 

The most amazing person in the whole universe don’t get mixed up you will never meet anyone like her !
She’s such a Brooke Tominey tho
A slash pairing between Tobi and Deidara from Akatsuki. Normally Tobi is the seme, because he is taller and stronger than Deidara.
Anon1242: What is your favorite slash pairing?
Me: TobiDei.
Anon: I love that pairing! It's so awesome!
TobiDei by MillyxDei January 20, 2009
a black haired, hairy, flaming, racist, nazi, that tortures his own children and/or dog
dude my new neighboor is def a tomimeson, hes such a creep.
tomimeson by i hate toms April 5, 2009
Tomine is a beautiful, nice and loyal friend. She puts her friends first in every situation. She can be shy at first, and find it hard to open up, and it is hard for her to find her lover. If you have a Tomine in your life you have to tell her that she’s pretty, because she doesn’t believe it herself.
Tomine is so beautiful
I love her
Tomine by Bdibdvjj October 9, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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