toidey

Mainly American children's word for a toilet

Hey, did Darren use the toidey today or did you poop in your diaper?

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

toiley

When you have an urgent announcement about your toilet and you type too fast.

I CLOGGED MY TOILEY

by irreksti March 27, 2015

tidey chunk

The sexual act of "fingering" a woman, except the large toe is used instead of the actual fingers.

"Johnny gave me a tidey chunk last night"

by Holliver May 18, 2008

TideYT

1. A famous YouTube and Twitch personality, known for being a pro-Minecraft player as well a both a notorious racist and simultaneously also a major gay-rights activist.

2. Used to refer to the TideYT brand of men's silicone horse penis-shaped sex toys

1. " Hey have you watched TideYT's iceberg video? "

" Yeah! I wonder who the handsome person is that made the iceberg..."
2. " Joe decided to shove a TideYT up his anus today "

by ChimneyEggs August 9, 2022

toikey

Slang for "Turkey", as pronounced in the Bronx, Joisey, etc.; can mean any of the following:
1) Large, mostly flightless bird, like the one you flattened with your car while driving in the boonies last Saturday.
2) Refers to a person who is a goofball, has done something clumsily, or is generally undesirable -- a "dud".
3) can also refer to a device, object or system which malfunctions, performs badly, or just plain don't work.

Hunter #1: hey, this Turkey trap you brought along doesn't work!
Hunter #2: It's a turkey?
Hunter #1: No, there is NO Turkey in it..it doesn't work.
Hunter #2: Whatever. Let's get soused.

by Norman December 6, 2003

Toikey Boiga

(Pronouced Toy-key boy-guh, to be said in a New York accent) A sandwich compiled mostly of turkey, and other various condiments and sandwich additives.

Hey, waita. It's been twenty fuckin' minutes since I ordered my toikey boiga. Kapish?

by sidexwalk June 27, 2009

Toiley Sniffs

The act of sniffing/huffing the seat, rim, or inner bowl of a freshly utilized public toilet.

I can't believe it. Tim's finally been barred from Crafty's, cause the bouncers caught him doing toiley sniffs in the women's room.

by Terry Spunwick May 26, 2019