Tomite

It means brand new this very night.

Mike said tosh.0 is on tomite.

Tomite by The Quite Somber Wekk July 9, 2010

tomite

Tomorrow + night = tomite, or tomight (spelling variation)

Hey dude, what are you doing tomite? wanna check out DocOpera?

Hey girl, I'm taking you out for dancing and drinks tomite! When should I pick you up?

tomite by biochemster December 11, 2010

toite 

Hot, sexy young female

paris hilton, she is toite

toite by paolo February 14, 2004

toitering

Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.

You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!

toitering by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

tomide

Dark and handsome lad. Someone the ladies can't get enough of.
Total charm and charisma.

This guy has a lot of tomide.

tomide by kashoggi January 7, 2011

brooke tominey 

The most amazing person in the whole universe don’t get mixed up you will never meet anyone like her !

She’s such a Brooke Tominey tho

brooke tominey by Bet ya don’t know me January 20, 2018

Tomterday 

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.

Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."

Tomterday by aman13 June 14, 2010