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A Tomeu is basically a Catalan penis (also know as "butifarra"). Every one needs a Tomeu in their life.
I met a Tomeu in a time of need and he was a massive help - he switched underwear with me after I shit my pants once.
He used to live in a hotel room.
Grab my tomeu very hard :)
Tomeusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Someone cut my Tomeu off.
Tomeu by Tomeu November 22, 2021
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tomeu • tome • Tomer • tomek • Tomed • tombur • Tomeezy • Tomei • Tomer moment • Tomaurie

Shigaraki Tomura 

a misunderstood manipulated pure boy who deserves the world. everyone should appreciate this handyman because hes outright amazing and has so much potential. lets all love shiggy
"man, shigaraki tomura is such a good character!"
Shigaraki Tomura by mayflowerowo December 8, 2018

Tomer moment 

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid
Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...
Tomer moment by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021

Tomer moment 

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement
Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment
Tomer moment by pogge5 February 19, 2021

tomfuckery 

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.
An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
tomfuckery by AWads September 7, 2007

Tomura Shigaraki 

hey tomura shigaraki , could you lend me a hand?
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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