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tomeu

Tomeu is the best person you can meet, he is as handsome as he is intelligent, having him by your side will always be comforting, you can trust him and go with any problem he will always be there to support you, any human would want to be like him.
Tomeu the best
Respect Tomeu
What a guy Tomeu
by Tomsu November 22, 2021
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Tomeu

A Tomeu is basically a Catalan penis (also know as "butifarra"). Every one needs a Tomeu in their life.
I met a Tomeu in a time of need and he was a massive help - he switched underwear with me after I shit my pants once.
He used to live in a hotel room.
Grab my tomeu very hard :)
Tomeusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Someone cut my Tomeu off.
by Tomeu November 22, 2021
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Shigaraki Tomura

a misunderstood manipulated pure boy who deserves the world. everyone should appreciate this handyman because hes outright amazing and has so much potential. lets all love shiggy
"man, shigaraki tomura is such a good character!"
by mayflowerowo December 8, 2018
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Tomer moment

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid
Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...
by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021
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Tomer moment

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement
Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment
by pogge5 February 19, 2021
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tomfuckery

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.
An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
by AWads September 7, 2007
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Tomura Shigaraki

hey tomura shigaraki , could you lend me a hand?
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