Skip to main content
A Tomeu is basically a Catalan penis (also know as "butifarra"). Every one needs a Tomeu in their life.
I met a Tomeu in a time of need and he was a massive help - he switched underwear with me after I shit my pants once.
He used to live in a hotel room.
Grab my tomeu very hard :)
Tomeusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Someone cut my Tomeu off.
Tomeu by Tomeu November 22, 2021
Related Words
tomeu tome Tomer tomfuckery tomek tomuras.gf Tomed tommunism tombur Tomeezy

Shigaraki Tomura 

a misunderstood manipulated pure boy who deserves the world. everyone should appreciate this handyman because hes outright amazing and has so much potential. lets all love shiggy
"man, shigaraki tomura is such a good character!"
Shigaraki Tomura by mayflowerowo December 8, 2018

Tomer moment 

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid
Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...
Tomer moment by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021

Tomer moment 

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement
Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment
Tomer moment by pogge5 February 19, 2021

tomfuckery 

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.
An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
tomfuckery by AWads September 7, 2007

Tomura Shigaraki 

hey tomura shigaraki , could you lend me a hand?