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tomato disorder 

One whom has glistening red lips of the highest caliber.
The shine from the lips of tomato disorder blinded Ashy Larry for quite some time.

tomato drop 

Person 1: Dude, what's a tomato drop?
Person 2: Idk.

tomato dick 

When a boy has a small dick
tomato dick by Tomato dick February 17, 2017

Tomato Soup Dance 

A dance invented by two teenage boys while watching a girl with Cerebral Palsy carry tomato soup out of a microwave.
How to "Tomato Soup Dance": keep one leg bent to the side while keeping both arms bent like a t-rex. Attempt while walking around. And this is the Tomato Soup Dance!

tomato tumble dryer 

a females blood ridden, copper stenched, dried up, flakey vagina when she is menstruating.
"last night when my chick came round we totally fucked all night, but by morning that bitch started her period and didn't tell me and she actually made me fuck her tomato tumble dryer!"
tomato tumble dryer by Afeps February 22, 2010

Tomato Apple Drink 

- Tomato Apple Drink - A terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice.

Only made for psychopaths.
guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''