How to "Tomato Soup Dance": keep one leg bent to the side while keeping both arms bent like a t-rex. Attempt while walking around. And this is the Tomato Soup Dance!
"last night when my chick came round we totally fucked all night, but by morning that bitch started her period and didn't tell me and she actually made me fuck her tomato tumble dryer!"
guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''