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whacky tobacky

a special form of a plant that takes you on a magic carpet ride. not cigarettes, morons.
Roll a j of dat whacky tobacky, retard.
whacky tobacky by retarddisser October 14, 2003
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Plant created by grafting the roots of a tobacco plant to a tomato plant resulting in a tomato plant with nicotine infused leaves and fruit.

The known first example of such a plant was created by Rob Baur and publicized in October 2003. Tests have confirmed the presence of nicotine in the leaves.
Tomacco by tletnes November 4, 2003

Tomacock 

When you slap a girl on the head with your cock.
She had a bruise on her forehead from when I Tomacocked her last night.
Tomacock by Lord Maher13 March 5, 2011
Tomark is the word describing the relationship between blink-182's guitarist Tom Delonge and blink-182's bassist Mark Hoppus. Tom + Mark = Tomark. Even though Mark and Tom are not openly in a relationship, they are both married, many times when they are together they show a copious amount of affection towards each other which include, hugging, staring into each others eyes, and occasional pecks on the cheek. Many people "believe" that Tomark exists, even though neither Tom or Mark, have owned up to having feelings for each other, or having a more than platonic relationship. They do not deny it though, and they usually say very homoerotic quotes.
Mark Hoppus: the fact that Tom's dick can induce goosebumps, draw a tear, perspire, and connect is one of my favorite parts of being a homo

This quote suggests that Mark has experienced Tom's dick, making it evidence of "Tomark"
Tomark by degenerate_bend August 6, 2012

wacky tobacky 

pot marjuanna or sticky icky icky
Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.
Tomacco by Chris July 29, 2003
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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