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whacky tobacky

a special form of a plant that takes you on a magic carpet ride. not cigarettes, morons.
Roll a j of dat whacky tobacky, retard.
whacky tobacky by retarddisser October 14, 2003
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Plant created by grafting the roots of a tobacco plant to a tomato plant resulting in a tomato plant with nicotine infused leaves and fruit.

The known first example of such a plant was created by Rob Baur and publicized in October 2003. Tests have confirmed the presence of nicotine in the leaves.
Tomacco by tletnes November 4, 2003

Tomacock 

When you slap a girl on the head with your cock.
She had a bruise on her forehead from when I Tomacocked her last night.
Tomacock by Lord Maher13 March 5, 2011
Tomark is the word describing the relationship between blink-182's guitarist Tom Delonge and blink-182's bassist Mark Hoppus. Tom + Mark = Tomark. Even though Mark and Tom are not openly in a relationship, they are both married, many times when they are together they show a copious amount of affection towards each other which include, hugging, staring into each others eyes, and occasional pecks on the cheek. Many people "believe" that Tomark exists, even though neither Tom or Mark, have owned up to having feelings for each other, or having a more than platonic relationship. They do not deny it though, and they usually say very homoerotic quotes.
Mark Hoppus: the fact that Tom's dick can induce goosebumps, draw a tear, perspire, and connect is one of my favorite parts of being a homo

This quote suggests that Mark has experienced Tom's dick, making it evidence of "Tomark"
Tomark by degenerate_bend August 6, 2012
Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.
Tomacco by Chris July 29, 2003