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Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.
Tomacco by Chris July 29, 2003
Any plant of the Genis Nicotiana tobacum Lycopersicon of which produces a narcotic and extremely addictive affect when consumed usu. orally
Cheif Wiggum: Hey ralph be careful with thta tomacco plant

Ralph Wiggum: This stuff tastes like Grandma

Ralph Wiggum: I want More
Tomacco by Brother Number One November 6, 2003
Related to the Hoodrat family, a Tomacco is a female that will go to extreme lengths to have sexual intercourse with any male in the same household as the Tomacco.

Generally Tomacco's have a wizards sleeve 3 inches long and you can fit your head in her snatch.

The Tomacco has a mating call, it is high pitched and sounds like "I'm HORNYYYYYY". Or "TommmmaccoOoOoOoOo"

Reference to the Simpsons where crazy farm animals break down boarded windows for Homers Tomacco plant.
That Tomacco tried to kick my door in last night to give me mallet!
Tomacco by MalletMan December 13, 2016

Urban Tobacco 

A play on words to describe a situation with both herb and tobacco.
1. A spliff
2. Smoking tobacco near burning herb to disguise the smell.
3. Something to tell someone who asks about a rolly.
1. Eddy rolls three spliffs a day, sometimes seven, for whatever happens.
2. Spark a marb I'm sparking a J.
3. Some Scroungy Fuck: "Is that a joint? Can I hit that shit?"
Me: "No, It's urban tobacco."
Urban Tobacco by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015

for tobacco use only 

The disclaimer placed on drug paraphernalia in smoke shops and novelty stores to make the sale of items obviously intended for substance abuse legal to sell.
"Oh yeah, I need this 6 foot water bong to smoke tobacco, cigarettes just aren't enough for me anymore". <wink>

tobacco stains 

Tobacco stains are from when a girl hasn't wiped her ass right and has more streaks than a getaway vehicle.
"I went to pull her panties down to get to the pussy,and she had tobacco stains."
tobacco stains by BigL830 January 29, 2016