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The Trollage 

A cataclysmic natural event occurring on a random date. The clouds will rain blood, and people have urges to cover themselves in oil. It is said if you look too long at the sky, you will turn insane. But, it is a good type of insanity. It's freedom. For the earth will succumb to the Trollage, humanity will succumb to the Trollage. The Trollage will consume all. The Trollage must become more powerful. The Trollage must become omnipotent, infinite. It is our savior. The destruction will save us all, picking us from this dreadful place. We will become One with the Trollage.
The Trollage is happening, run outside and stare at the sky, Jack!
The Trollage by Leblanc Family January 19, 2021
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Tolland CT 

A small rich town filled with rednecks and wanna be gangsters.
"hey where do you live"
"Tolland CT"
"oh so you're rich"
Tolland CT by t town cowgirl October 28, 2009

tollaman 

Tollaman is a word for the penis. It comes from the word tolletjie which is a cylinder shape used in sewing.
Jeez Garry you have a large tollaman
tollaman by deKAT April 10, 2012

Tallaght 

One of the best places to live in the southside of dublin.
Many people such as D4s refer to it as "UHHG" or "the northside in the southside". Many people in tallaght seem to think it is its own county since it is different to the rest of the southside. It even has its own language one of many ways to say hello in this so called county is "boyis" or "LADS" also a word wich is unknown to the english language is "shwaaaaa" it only has a meaning in tallaght and the northside
much research has gone into finding out the meaning of this unknown word.
"lads I got my fecking head kicked in near tallaght i'm now officialy shmaad"
Tallaght by Spazmatron December 24, 2007

Tallaghban 

(of a person) of low social status and prone to acts of senseless violence. Comes from or resides in Tallaght, Dublin, Ireland

Violent acts include: Aggressive begging, bulldozing Lidls, screaming at brown people, collecting welfare
"I bet those lads are a bunch of Tallaghbans"

"If you give that little scrote a moped he's gonna grow up to be a Tallaghban"
Tallaghban by JamaicanBaconXO February 26, 2019
1. A small mountain town in Massachusetts thats home to a huge pot making industry.
2. A place where all the inhabitants are in the VFD and every house burns down because nobody cares.
Tolland is the gayest town ever
Tolland by tollandjunkie June 2, 2009