tolf

another word for 12

i'll take the tolf inch sub

by tolfman12 May 19, 2009

Tolf

a combination of Golf and Tennis.
You play with a tennis ball, and a golf club.

Let's play Tolf today!

by Wena.wonderland July 25, 2009

Tolfism

Usually a pun or quick witted statement sometimes can be sarcastic. Usually meant to make light of something but to not offend. Can be but not always a one-liner.

person 1:Oh you sell vacuums for a living that must "suck"
person 2: now thats was a good Tolfism

or

person 1: I heard your selling Viagra for a living that must be a "hard" job.
person 2:I see your still pulling the Tolfisms

or

person 1:You could say emo kids are just a "CUT" above the rest
person 2:Nice Tolfism dude

by JoeDoeEcho April 17, 2011

tolfer

A male who, although he doesn't participate in any organized lacrosse leagues, wears madras, flat bills, mid calf socks, and overall lax bro clothing.

Those guys wearing mid-calf socks and flat bills, they don't even play lacrosse. What a bunch of tolfers!

by Tolfmaster August 11, 2011

tolfs

verb - alternate word for tits, breats, hooters, fun bags etc.

look at the tolfs on that or malletts got so fat hes grown tolfs

by treeboi666 January 6, 2009

tolfree

A single guy with no friends

Hey is that Tolfree over there. He's a cunt

by Audience May 4, 2018

Tolfuckingsmol

A fake Larry account that stalks real larries and fights them and then says she 'won' when she never really does. A little rich spoiled brat that thinks she's better then everyone else. Calls herself 'queen' when really everyone hates her.

Larrie: do you know tolfuckingsmol?
Anti: you mean Hailey?? She's the best!

by 5yearsofhistory August 14, 2016