Usually a pun or quick witted statement sometimes can be sarcastic. Usually meant to make light of something but to not offend. Can be but not always a one-liner.

person 1:Oh you sell vacuums for a living that must "suck"
person 2: now thats was a good Tolfism

or

person 1: I heard your selling Viagra for a living that must be a "hard" job.
person 2:I see your still pulling the Tolfisms

or

person 1:You could say emo kids are just a "CUT" above the rest
person 2:Nice Tolfism dude

Tolfism by JoeDoeEcho April 17, 2011

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tolfer

A male who, although he doesn't participate in any organized lacrosse leagues, wears madras, flat bills, mid calf socks, and overall lax bro clothing.

Those guys wearing mid-calf socks and flat bills, they don't even play lacrosse. What a bunch of tolfers!

tolfer by Tolfmaster August 11, 2011

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tolfs

verb - alternate word for tits, breats, hooters, fun bags etc.

look at the tolfs on that or malletts got so fat hes grown tolfs

tolfs by treeboi666 January 6, 2009

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tolfree

A single guy with no friends

Hey is that Tolfree over there. He's a cunt

tolfree by Audience May 4, 2018

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Tolfuckingsmol

A fake Larry account that stalks real larries and fights them and then says she 'won' when she never really does. A little rich spoiled brat that thinks she's better then everyone else. Calls herself 'queen' when really everyone hates her.

Larrie: do you know tolfuckingsmol?
Anti: you mean Hailey?? She's the best!

Tolfuckingsmol by 5yearsofhistory August 14, 2016

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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