toins 

tokens or coins, either or, can also be used for 'i agree' in certain circumstances.
for example

emma henry, 'i want to go to tesco for some fizz'
melissa meenan, 'toins'

toins by emlouclaire December 6, 2011

Tinshein Swimming Pool 

Kazakhstan's world-famous swimming pool. It is 30m long and 6m wide. It's filtration system is capable of removing 80% of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Tinshein Swimming Pool by sgfsgfg August 15, 2012

Toin Coss

When you are really drunk and you and your friends can't decide which Disney movie to watch while out of your face. You must do a Toin Coss

A Toin Coss can also be used in categories other than Disney films. The only condition is you are shit faced

Person 1: Right, which film should we watch!?
Person 2: No idea lets do a Toin Coss

Person 1: Aladdin or Hercules?!?!
Person 2: No idea lets do a Toin Coss

Toin Coss by JD23 September 20, 2014

handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

handful your wheat thins by goldenkid314 April 3, 2008

Tinsel Crown 

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown

"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike

Tinsel Crown by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016

Tonsil quidditch 

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).

Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

Tonsil quidditch by JoeNotKaneOrCain January 18, 2011

toisty 

When the weather is or a person is feeling moist and toasty.

1. Wow! It's hot out today! I'm feeling really toisty!
2. Person 1: It's super hot and humid today.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty toisty.

toisty by Paigeb48616 June 24, 2017