by Steve_jobs1654iu6538 August 25, 2017
A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 06, 2019
1. Sudden uncontrollable anxiety sufferred during use of a sit-down public lavatory when it is discovered that the toilet roll is missing or has run out.
2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.
2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.
Having done my business I looked around and sufferred a brief bout of Toilet Roll Panic on seeing the empty bog roll holder
We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues
Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.
We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues
Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.
by KevinHK February 16, 2020
A sort of expression that is said in certain families that usually mean a very short period of time, because one or more family members use a very excessive amount of toilet paper.
Joe: I bought some bacon. Gonna be delicious
Ben: Why? It's only gonna last for the rest of the toilet roll. Zoe's gonna eat it all.
Ben: Why? It's only gonna last for the rest of the toilet roll. Zoe's gonna eat it all.
by Therarpar January 07, 2012
Bob- check it out, I got a new toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll
by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007
A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.
It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.
It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.
by KevinHK February 16, 2020
Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022