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toilet gold

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Corn in your turds down in the toilet
I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.
by Cpt Norm February 23, 2009
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Gold Plated Toilet Seat

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A person who is cheesy, a snob, and one who thinks:
1. "They're all that!" and really aren't, or
2. Believes they know more than everyone else, but really don't, and/or
3. Thinks they are better than everyone else.

In usage, such a person is described as sitting on their gold plated toilet seat, or asked to "get off their gold plated toilet seat."

See also: high horse, putting on the dog
Did you notice Angela at today's staff meeting? She was sitting on her gold plated toilet seat, trying to tell everyone what to do! Everyone knows she ain't all that!
by CheetahCats April 11, 2010
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golden toilet enema

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When you take a shit in pissy toilet water and it splashes up in your open ass hole.
Fuck, I forgot to flush that chicks piss, now I can give myself a really creepy golden toilet enema!
by atomicpunk5150 May 12, 2009
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golden toilet

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When two men proceed to urinate inside of a females mouth as a competition to see who gets more urine inside the females mouth
"Yo dude, wanna make this a golden toilet"
by Golden toilet January 28, 2018
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