tofsy
Tofsy is when you can't decide on a date for something to happen. It means a day on this current week.
tofsy by TurtleBLEACH5 July 7, 2017
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topsykrest
A person that is bad at fortnite and doesn’t know how to be a good teammate. Bad at everything actually.
topsykrest by Wayste8 June 26, 2019
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tossycock
A less offensive synonym of bullshit.
It appeared in the britcom Black Books, series 1, episode 5 'The Big Lockout'.
It appeared in the britcom Black Books, series 1, episode 5 'The Big Lockout'.
Manny: Alright, what was the last film you went to see?
Bernard, unable to recall the name, describes the film's climax. Manny recognizes it.
Manny (incredulous): Ba! That was the last film you went to see - Planet of the Apes!?
Bernard: Yeah. Amazing effects, you know? You really believed monkeys could have meetings.
Manny: Yeah. And you've not been to the cinema since then?
Bernard: Na. It's all tossycock.
Bernard, unable to recall the name, describes the film's climax. Manny recognizes it.
Manny (incredulous): Ba! That was the last film you went to see - Planet of the Apes!?
Bernard: Yeah. Amazing effects, you know? You really believed monkeys could have meetings.
Manny: Yeah. And you've not been to the cinema since then?
Bernard: Na. It's all tossycock.
tossycock by Danial Willow October 23, 2010
Topsy
A celebratory collision of two persons’ open palms; the cooler, more hip term for high five. It is most commonly used by intellectuals, scholars, or just general cool people.
John: “Yo man hit me up with a topsy.”
Mike: “For sure bruh, nothing’s cooler than topsies with the boys.”
Mike: “For sure bruh, nothing’s cooler than topsies with the boys.”
Topsy by Clifford the Cuul Cat September 24, 2019
topsy turvy
topsy turvy by HarPotter October 8, 2008
Topsy Roxy
Nick name derived from an evening of drinking and words being slurred. Was originally intended to be Foxy Roxy, but somehow was interpreted as Topsy Roxy. Could also have several means if person is top heavy, one of your top friends or is just tops all around.
Topsy Roxy by Topsy Roxy April 1, 2010
Topsykrest
Topsykrest by xXMike57Xx July 11, 2019
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