Tofty

To be good or to do a good thing

"He seems nice"
"Yeah he's a tofty bloke"

"That sandwich was tasty"
"Yeah this is a tofty place"

by prof.tofty July 14, 2013

tofty

to be difficult or tricky when someone is organising a social event or visit

"Oh don't be so tofty about it, just tell me whether or not you're coming to my birthday party."

"Jamie was being so tofty the other day, he kept saying he might come along to the dinner but I needed him to confirm so I could make the reservation!"

by paris_girl22 December 30, 2023

Tufty wump

A generally annoying person; an ignoramus

Don't be such a tufty wump or you'll get the bish bish bish

by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021

absolutey tooty

goofy way of saying absolutely

did you take that chick to bed last night?absolutey tooty

by pussy bee October 26, 2019

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010

booty tooty

when you hold a fart in for so long that it squeezes through the closed butt cheeks making a popping noise when the butt cheeks hit eachother on reclosure

"eww what is that smell??"

"what was that sound??"

"sorry, i tried to hold it in but it ended up a booty tooty"

by Gabrielle and JayReed March 21, 2014

Rooty tooty point and shooty

The English term for a gun.

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!

by Jolly Rodger of Wessexshire May 8, 2011